Today on KTLK Mo Kelly is joined by Author and Strategic Analyst Eric Garland
Eric Garland is a writer who focuses on the future trends that are changing life for everybody. He is the author of two books on how leaders think about the future, a regular public speaker, and a professional bassist.
In his blog - "Letter to a future Republican strategist regarding white people", Eric writes:
To whom it may concern
regarding the
beyond:
Allow me to introduce
myself to you, the existing (or aspiring!) strategist for the Republican Party.
My name is Eric Arnold Garland and I am a White Man. Boy, am I ever – you need
sunglasses just to look at my photo!
If I read the news
correctly, I fit a profile that is of extreme importance to the GOP, as I
embody the archetype that fits your narrative of Real Americans. Just how much
should my profile interest you? Are you sitting down?
- My family lineage goes back to the MAYFLOWER, BOAT
Alden ->
MUTHAF***IN’ - I am a heterosexual, married to the super Caucasian
mother of my two beautiful children who are, inexplicably, EVEN WHITER - I am college educated (Master’s degree!) and
affluent. - I am a job creator and small businessman.
- We pay a lot of taxes! Every year!
- I grew up in a rural area and despise laziness!
- Having started my own business, I have complained at
length about the insanity of federal, state and local bureaucracy – and
its deleterious impact on the innovative small businessman. - I currently live in the suburbs in a historically Red
state.
HOLY WHITE PEOPLE,
BATMAN!!! Wow, you’re thinking
– this is not some Mexirican in the Sun
Belt we need to attract via harsh anti-Castro policies or appeals to “valores
de familia” - this is the BREAD
Mayflower-descended small business owner, burdened by taxation, looking out for
his beautiful White family in the suburbs of a city (St Louis) surrounded by
racial tension and urban blight!
To read more click here: Eric Garland
